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I Really Really Want It

reallykdpNow available in paperback! Celebrity was never more shocking or more funny!

AUTHORS NOTE: The events described in this book are true, exactly as told to me by an extraordinary celebrity agent before his fall from grace and imprisonment on fake, trumped up charges. I have changed only names and locations to protect the innocent – and the guilty.
“Excellent writing. Fresh, engaging and pushing the boundaries. It’s written by someone who has obviously worked in the celebrity industry he describes and provides a fascinating left-field insight into a glamorous but tawdry world.” U.S. REVIEWS

AUTHOR’S WARNING. Please note, as previously mentioned this is a true story. It reflects bad people doing bad things and features a high degree of profanity and some scenes that are violent or sexual in nature. I make no apologies for that; ‘the truth is rarely plain and never simple’ – and usually ugly.

Celebrities have secrets. Meet the man who knows them all and will do anything to keep them quiet. Even murder.

Andrew Manning has spent 20 years masterfully reviving celebrity careers that have been rocked by scandal, but now some particularly difficult and demanding characters are about strain even his abilities to the limit:

Shelley. Model and fashion icon, she’s determined to blackmail her closeted, gay footballer husband into a lucrative divorce settlement…but Shelley has her own dark and destructive secret.

Joey. Handsome, young reality TV star and sex symbol. His career is in tatters after launching an expletive-laden attack against the Queen of England, but he’s determined to hang on to his celebrity even if it means slowly poisoning himself to death.

The Producer, a king in the world of entertainment – rich, powerful, sexually deviant and a serial abuser of hopeful young wannabes.

Charlie. Morbidly obese, murderous Mafiosi adviser (and creature) to…

Janey. Musical superstar, mad, bad and dangerous to know. Janey consumes liquidized human fetuses in the belief this will preserve her youthful (or should that be vampiric?) good looks.

Johnny. Andrew’s partner, a psychopath with a heart of gold and voices in his head. He’s on a mission to murder as many celebrities as possible.

And when an ambitious young photographer snaps Janey in the middle of one of her disgusting meals, things begin to spin rapidly out of control for Andrew.

How will Andrew reconcile the demands of such disparate and desperate characters. And who’s going to end up dead?

I Really, Really Want It also features shocking cameo performances from a glittering list of famous, household names. Is your favorite celebrity in the book?

Click here now to buy from Amazon.co.uk, ebook £3.99 paperback £9.99

Click here now to buy from Amazon.com ebook $9.99, paperback $9.99

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The Curious Little Book of Extraordinarily Big Tales

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Now in paperback!

…my Curious Little Book Of Extraordinary Tales is now available to buy in paperback! Even more extraordinarily it’s priced at a trifling, piffling and inconsequential $6.99/£5.99. (Also available for Kindle from Amazon for $3.99/£2.79).

If you buy it now then, for a limited period only, you will receive good news from afar, gold bars will arrive in the post, your sex life will become abundant, your muscle tone and mass will increase, your weight will decrease and you’ll look ten years younger. Possibly. Maybe.

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Welcome to Anywhere, a world very different, yet all too similar, to your own.
“Brilliant comic technique, and a glorious sense of moral outrage at the current mess in which our country seems mired, combine here to make a unique reading experience. Often laugh-out-loud funny, the real-life characters behind these innocuous fairy tales and fables hit you by surprise, a series of sharp rocks hidden in those snowballs. Amazingly, with all the faux-naievete and children’s book elements gleefully displayed here, the writing never becomes twee or condescending. I don’t know where this writer’s been all his life, but I intend to catch up with him, and keep an eye on where he’s headed next…Bravo, Mr. Hennerly! Stay angry, and keep your books coming!” VINE VOICE

24 tales of magic, mystery and horror….

A horrible secret is revealed when a fairy’s ‘gift’ shows the Perfect Parents to be anything but perfect.
A man of pure intention realizes that only Love has true value, the rest ain’t worth a damn.
A Troll inflicts a bloody revenge on a family of Bankers.
A uniquely corrupt politician bursts into flames.
The Souls of a Mother and her Son dance across a broad, bright blue sky with a complexity as intense and beautiful as the irresistible, flawless logic of a Mathematical Equation or the eye-catching wonder of a Murmuration Of Starlings.
An abiding evil is unleashed against humanity after the Devil has a bright idea.
A cry of “You have billions. We are billions” rings throughout the land as The Ordinary Folk rise up against The Greedy One Percent.
Nora-Lee lives a life of quiet desperation, always in the shade of her more beautiful and adored sister, but is determined to be free, to be the person she was always meant to be – even if that means murder.
A lonely, bullied teenage boy mysteriously sprouts a huge pair of Angel’s wings.
A beautiful, compassionate, campaigning Princess becomes beloved of the people and meets a tragic, and suspicious, end.
A dignified and proud old lady, haunted by the deafening silence of her life, embarks upon a final, incredible journey.
A man is eaten by his sofa and we learn of the incredible, secret history of Wilhelmina the Dachshund.
And…12 more incredible Tales!

Did you know that real Trolls have horns, can run as fast as cheetahs and have a deep and abiding hatred of Bankers?
Did you know that you began your existence as a random handful of atoms, coalescing together after journeying across the vastness of the Universe and when God saw you he was so moved by your beauty that he tore a piece off himself and placed it inside you?

Did you know that as you read this the Blind Old Weaver Of Fate is Clumsily Spinning Together the course of your life – She is random, malicious, capricious, bountiful.

Did you know that a Fairy lives for exactly 897 years and 13 days, that they steal human children because they can’t have their own and when they cry, their tears turn into diamonds?

Did you know that where ever you walk, the Devil and his Special Children walk with you and that one day your Soul will Break The Chains Of Earthly Existence to make one last, Incandescent Journey across a Broad, Bright Blue Sky and the Tale That Was Your Life will slowly fade away, to be lost forever in the dense Fog Of Forgotten Stories?

Click here now to buy at Amazon.com, ebook $3.99 paperback $7.99

Click here now to buy at Amazon.co.uk ebook £2.99 paperback $6.99

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The Devil’s Children

dccover“We are ruled by psychopaths. Our political and economic system is a giant criminal enterprise run by them for their benefit and their benefit alone. To them human life has no value, we are simply a commodity to be exploited, our sole function is to be consumers, tiny cogs in a huge, unsustainable machine that is powered by raping the planet. Our ‘free press’ is nothing but a peddler of propaganda and our democracy is a bought and paid for pantomime and a lie. Whoever wins, nothing ever changes. The Greedy One Percent always win for all candidates are their candidates. Let me say it again…we are ruled by psychopaths, they are The Devil’s Children and they are driving the world to destruction.”

– (The Good Politician). Excerpt from his final speech made to a crowd of thousands in the Park Of A Thousand Joyous Souls in the city of Anywhere just two days before his strange and unexplained ‘accidental’ death.

Welcome to Anywhere…a world very different from, yet very similar to, your own.

Once upon a time…many, many years ago in the land of Anywhere, in a world long since forgotten, there was, at one time, a kind of Golden Age. It was not, it has to be said, an age that was Perfect but it was agreed by almost all that it was an age that was much, much better than That Which Had Gone Before.

You see, after Generations Of Struggle against Social Injustice and two Catastrophic And Immensely Bloody Wars with the nearby land of Anotherplace, in which the Ordinary Folk had died and suffered to a catastrophic degree, it was decided by all except the Rapaciously Rich that Things Had To Change.

From that point on, Ordinary Folk were given access to Free Education, Free Healthcare, Pensions, Benefits to help those who fell upon Hard Times and all the advantages of what you would know in your world as a Welfare System. New taxes were introduced to redistribute some of the vast sums of money accumulated (mostly from Stealing, Cheating and Aggressive Tax Avoidance) by the Wealthy and the Aristocracy (known in the land of Anywhere as The Greedy One Percent) over the years and Political Reforms introduced to break their stranglehold over the Political And Economic Life of the country. Additionally, the Right to Vote was given to all.

And the land of Anywhere blossomed, for it was found that a populace Free From Hunger And Illness, that was properly Educated and Cared For, produced huge numbers of Talented men and women who previously had Languished due to Poverty And Lack of Opportunity. These Talented men and women drove the land of Anywhere to new heights of success, founding businesses, employing people, making a mark in the worlds of politics, science, medicine and culture. Slowly but surely, the Dead Grip of The Greedy One Percent, who had dominated and controlled the land of Anywhere for as long as anyone could remember, was broken.

And the psychopathic Greedy One Percent, the Devil’s Children, hated this new world and all it stood for. They vowed to destroy it…

We truly are ruled by psychopaths. Read more in my book ‘The Devils Children’ (features stories taken from my books ‘The Curious Little Book of Extraordinary Big Tales’ and ‘Another Curious Little Book of Extraordinary Big Tales’).

Click here for more info on The Devils Children at Amazon.com

Click here for information on The Devils Children at Amazon.co.uk

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‘Economics in one picture’.

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This iconic pic was taken by photographer Kevin Carter. He killed himself two days later. I cannot think of any one single image that better sums up the evil psychopathy of an economic and political system that judges it fine and good that the world’s 62 richest individuals have as much wealth as the poorest 50% of humanity combined. We are ruled by psychopaths and we have developed an economic and political system that encourages and rewards them. If things don’t change, humanity does not have a future (or at least not one you’ll want to live in).

dccoverWelcome to a world ruled by psychopaths. Beloved of the Devil, they are his Special Children.
Welcome to a world where greed is king and might is right. Love, God and the Soul lie lost and forgotten, replaced by a shallow and vicious corporate culture of consumption. Welcome to a world where news is propaganda, democracy a badly scripted pantomime. Welcome to a world where people exist only as consumers, working to buy shiny bling that they don’t need – only to replace it the next year with the same, but upgraded, bling. Welcome to a world of dwindling resources and environmental catastrophe. Welcome to a world where there is much for a few and little for the many.

Click here to read more at Amazon.com

 

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Another Curious Little Book of Extraordinary Big Tales.

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This piece is taken from my book ‘Another Curious Little Book of Extraordinary Big Tales’, available to buy now!

There will always be a last kiss.

There will always be a last caress.

There will always be a last kind word.

There will always be a last time you make love.

There will always be a last sunrise.

There will always be a last sunset.

There will always be a last time you feel the sun on your face and the sand between your toes and the wind in your hair.

There will always be a last time you smell the scent of freshly fallen snow.

There will always be a last time you hear the birds sing.

There will always be a last time you walk the dog together.

There will always be a last time you say ‘I love you’.

There will always be a last time you argue and make up.

There will always be a last time you say ‘hello’.

There will always be a last time you say ‘goodbye’.

There will always be a time you share a pizza, and a drink, and a joke, and a triumph and a tragedy.

There will always be a last time so try, best as you can, to forget the bad. Focus on every moment of love and wonder that life unwraps for you, hold them to your soul and enjoy every second for such moments are the most precious and fleeting of gifts.

There’ll also be a last time you read a bloody good book so you should get this one now, while you still can!

Buy now at Amazon.com, ebook $3.99 paperback $7.99

Buy now at Amazon.co.uk, ebook £3.20 paperback £6.99

 

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Blimey, I’m No. 1!

Blimey…look at that, I’m a No.1 best-selling author on Amazon.com. Okay, it’s in a subcategory (Lawyers and Criminals/Humor) and it doesn’t mean masses in terms of sales but there are 2.8 million Kindle books on Amazon so I’m still pleased with myself!

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There you go, my book I Really Really Want at no.1! Here’s the blurb and a link if you want to buy (go on, you know you do!).

AUTHORS NOTE: The events described in this book are true, exactly as told to me by an extraordinary celebrity agent before his fall from grace and imprisonment on fake, trumped up charges. I have changed only names and locations to protect the innocent – and the guilty.
“Excellent writing. Fresh, engaging and pushing the boundaries. It’s written by someone who has obviously worked in the celebrity industry he describes and provides a fascinating left-field insight into a glamorous but tawdry world.” U.S. REVIEWS

AUTHOR’S WARNING. Please note, as previously mentioned this is a true story. It reflects bad people doing bad things and features a high degree of profanity and some scenes that are violent or sexual in nature. I make no apologies for that; ‘the truth is rarely plain and never simple’ – and usually ugly.

Celebrities have secrets. Meet the man who knows them all and will do anything to keep them quiet. Even murder.

Andrew Manning has spent 20 years masterfully reviving celebrity careers that have been rocked by scandal, but now some particularly difficult and demanding characters are about strain even his abilities to the limit:

Shelley. Model and fashion icon, she’s determined to blackmail her closeted, gay footballer husband into a lucrative divorce settlement…but Shelley has her own dark and destructive secret.

Joey. Handsome, young reality TV star and sex symbol. His career is in tatters after launching an expletive-laden attack against the Queen of England, but he’s determined to hang on to his celebrity even if it means slowly poisoning himself to death.

The Producer, a king in the world of entertainment, Rich, powerful, sexually deviant and a serial abuser of hopeful young wannabes.

Charlie. Morbidly obese, murderous Mafiosi adviser (and creature) to…

Janey. Musical superstar, mad, bad and dangerous to know. Janey consumes liquidized human fetuses in the belief this will preserve her youthful (or should that be vampiric?) good looks.

Johnny. Andrew’s partner, a psychopath with a heart of gold and voices in his head. He’s on a mission to murder as many celebrities as possible.

And when an ambitious young photographer snaps Janey in the middle of one of her disgusting meals, things begin to spin rapidly out of control for Andrew.

How will Andrew reconcile the demands of such disparate and desperate characters. And who’s going to end up dead?

I Really, Really Want It also features shocking cameo performances from a glittering list of famous, household names. Is your favorite celebrity in the book?

Click here to buy at Amazon.com ($4.99)

Click here to buy from Amazon.co.uk (£3.56)

 

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